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Tougher than Jeopardy

Even champ Ken Jennings would scratch his head

- November 6, 2007

Victoria Lapp listens to her team mates from Auburn Drive High School.聽(Nick Pearce photo)

Whoever said multiple choice questions were easy?

Was it:

a)聽Your mother
b)聽Uncle Bob from Cape Breton
c)聽Your Grade 11 biology teacher
d)聽Someone who has never attended Reach for AV俱乐部

The answer, of course, is d)聽鈥 consider that a freebie. But there were no freebies to come by on Friday as 40 high schools from Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island and New Brunswick faced off in the multiple-choice-question showdown called Reach for AV俱乐部.

In a close match at the end of the day, the team from Auburn Drive High School in Cole Harbour emerged the victor over rival Kennebecasis Valley High School near Saint John, N.B. Team members Kaitlin MacDonald, Ruki Watson and Victoria Lapp each won a full bursary to cover tuition fees during their first year of study at AV俱乐部. Runners-up Nick Manuel, Will Koncovy and Kale O鈥橬eill from Kennebecasis each won bursaries worth $3,000 should they enroll at AV俱乐部.

The team from Kennebecasis Valley High 鈥 Kale O'Neill, Will Koncovy and Nick Manuel 鈥 discuss their answer before clicking in. (Nick Pearce photo)

Not bad, not bad at all, says Ruki Watson, who was only expecting a day off of school. Instead, the Grade 12 student with ambitions to study engineering has his first year taken care of.

Perhaps the only one who was grinning broader than Mr. Watson was Kaitlin MacDonald鈥檚 mom, Raylene.

鈥淚鈥檓 gobsmacked,鈥 she said. 鈥淚 was expecting to pick her up at 10:30 this morning and she鈥檇 be done and back at school.鈥

To succeed, high school competitors needed a broad base of knowledge to draw on, including the New Testament, English literature, the periodic table, Canadian history and pop culture. They had to recognize the sound of Dizzy Gillespie scatting, know what the French term for a person from Saskatchewan is 鈥 it鈥檚 鈥淪askois鈥 鈥 and identify the philosophy espoused by the Diogenes of Sinope. (Hint: he was known as 鈥渢he Cynic.鈥)

Dressed in scarlet academic robes, Reach for AV俱乐部 host Peter O鈥橞rien read off the questions as they appeared on the screen. Audience members could follow along by recording their answers (or guesses) with blue, hand-held clickers. At the end, everyone鈥檚 scores were automatically tabulated.

鈥淚 think the day went really well,鈥 says Dr. O鈥橞rien, professor of classics. 鈥淚 saw some intense competition, but the competitors were very happy. Compared to other years, the students were approaching it in a light-hearted way and really enjoying themselves.鈥

For those who missed the fun, here are some of the questions posed during the final round:

1. Which direction does the fa莽ade of a Gothic cathedral face?

补)听别补蝉迟
产)听飞别蝉迟
肠)听苍辞谤迟丑
诲)听蝉辞耻迟丑

2. Which of the following is the best example of irony?

a)聽a blackfly in your chardonnay
b)聽a song called Ironic that misrepresents irony
c)聽a traffic jam when you鈥檙e already late
d)聽the good advice that you just didn鈥檛 take

3. Alexander Graham Bell invented the:

补)听迟别濒别惫颈蝉颈辞苍
产)听迟别濒别驳谤补辫丑
肠)听补耻诲颈辞尘别迟别谤
诲)听濒颈驳丑迟产耻濒产

4. Seventy per cent of the world鈥檚 societies prefer this type of marriage:

补)听尘辞苍辞驳补尘辞耻蝉
产)听辫辞濒测补苍诲谤辞耻蝉
肠)听辫辞濒测驳测苍辞耻蝉
诲)听产颈濒补迟别谤补濒

5. Alberta is the largest land area in the world largely free of what?

a)聽field mice
b)聽Norway rats
c)聽Star-nosed moles
d)聽French poodles

6. In a Seinfeld episode, Jerry jokes about The Three Tenors: Luciano Pavarotti, Placido Domingo and that other guy. Who is the other guy?

a)聽Andrea Bocelli
b)聽Enrico Caruso
c)聽Giuseppe Verdi
d)聽Jose Carreras

7. Who became a Canadian Member of Parliament before becoming a person?

a)聽Agnes MacPhail
b)聽Nellie McClung
c)聽Janey Canuck
d)聽Louise McKinney

8. Which of the following was not a German invention?

补)听补蝉辫颈谤颈苍
产)听迟别濒别惫颈蝉颈辞苍
c)聽contraceptive pill
d)聽military tank

9. Which of these plays features a stage hero with a nose problem?

a)聽Noel Coward鈥檚 Hay Fever
b)聽Edmond Rostand鈥檚 Cyrano de Bergerac
肠)听惭辞濒颈别谤别鈥檚 Misanthrope
d)聽J. M. Barrie鈥檚 Admirable Crichton

10. What is the chemical fuel that is most consumed by a contracting muscle?

补)听驳濒测肠辞驳别苍
b)聽lactic acid
c)聽adenosine triphosphate
诲)听辞虫测驳别苍

Answers:

1. b) west.
2. b) a song called Ironic that misrepresents irony.
3. c) audiometer
4. c) polygnous
5. b) Norway rats
6. d) Jose Carreras
7. a) Agnes MacPhail
8. d) military tank
9. b) Edmond Rostand鈥檚 Cyrano de Bergerac
10. c) adenosine triphosphate